“Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama and doll tits. This is why everyone is struggling.”

-Tina Fey


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Harry: Louis I think we should talk.
Louis: What is it Harry? 

Harry: Just listen to me. Don’t say anything okay? 

Louis: You are scaring me. 

Harry: I don’t know why I’m still waiting,

I don’t know why I’m still searching. 

Louis: Harry.. 


Harry: Who am I to say you need me? Who am I to say so love me? 

Louis: Why are you saying this? 

Harry: I can’t do this anymore! I can’t be without you. You know this. And you are still with her. Louis I’m done. Goodbye Louis


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I can’t click my reblog button hard enough

It’s not just the ladies who get insecure, it’s all of us.  It’s a human trait, yo.

reblog this everytime i see it. soooo cute!

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Well, seeing my other Larry Stylinson fanfic got a decent amount of notes, I figured I’d post the other one I have written as well. And hope the Directioners won’t kill me for it.

Anywho! Like I said the last time, if this is not your thing, don’t click the “Read More” button. 

If it is, however, click it and enjoy!

And please don’t kill me afterwards.

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So I made a photoset thingy a long time ago and never put it together, anyway it’s called “I’m Pretty Fucking Sure Niall Was a Baby Monkey in His Past Life.” …enjoy

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when you get a test back and realize that you read a question wrong


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